Melissa Brain
bethlehem, pa/philadelphia, pa
I will make friends with most dogs I meet.
I'm not as much of an asshole as you think I am.

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Last night I discovered the amazing experience that is taking a hot shower while drunk.

I finished a city paper crossword today and ate veggie sushi and an avocado smoothie and watched about 87 episodes of the Simpsons and for some reason I still feel fucking terrible and a complete waste of unmovable flesh.

Again from yesterday because it’s very rare that all five of us are in the same place at the same time and it was great.

Typical #girlchat night. Santuccis and a homemade ouiji board that actually worked?

Hey it’s Brother Cavil!

Popcorn/Air Force One.

Popcorn/Air Force One.