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Melissa Brain
bethlehem, pa/philadelphia, pa
I will make friends with most dogs I meet.
I'm not as much of an asshole as you think I am.

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Had an out loud conversation about quitting my job and getting out of the hole that is the food service industry. I’ve had the same job at the same restaurant for three years now and at this point I’m not sure if the pros really outweigh the cons.

Trying to figure out a way where I can draw and play drums all day every day and not be dead broke.

Marge plays Brooklyn/I get mad about $4 tecates/rest stop penny press at 2am.

Dan frankensteins a snare while I watch Wayne’s world/I look through a box of porn VHS tapes.

Not so much hungover, but insanely tired and bummed that I have to go to work instead of breaking into the Mann center with my friends to see neutral milk hotel for free.

Driving to Brooklyn to play a show. Pretty excited, pretty nervous, mainly just have to pee really bad.

But seriously when a byob’s kitchen closes at 10:30. And around 8 o’clock you make a reservation for 10 people for 930, and it’s 10:10 and you still only have five people who have showed up.

I hate all of you so much.

I usually hate when children come into the restaurant, but today a young girl left this drawing she made on the table and I’m not too sure what’s going on but I really like it.

I usually hate when children come into the restaurant, but today a young girl left this drawing she made on the table and I’m not too sure what’s going on but I really like it.


(via rameysaurus)

quintessence-of-dust:

Kacy Catanzaro: the first woman in history to qualify for Mt. Midoriyama.

I just need everyone to watch this video [x]. She’s a 5 foot, 100 lb gymnast and she beasts through this insanely difficult, heavily upper body focused course like it was her morning jog. The camera keeps cutting to these massive, musclebound men in the audience with their mouths hanging open. 

Fuck yes American ninja warrior. This specific course didn’t make sense with how hard it looked. I fell asleep watching it but I’m so glad this girl made it through.

(Source: felicityperhaps)

Back in Philly and I don’t wanna be.