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Melissa Brain
bethlehem, pa/philadelphia, pa
I will make friends with most dogs I meet.
I'm not as much of an asshole as you think I am.

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Why does work exist I want to take a nap and then play kickball :(

Alright I just ran into the ocean at night with hardly anyone around while watching a thunderstorm off in the distance so fuck everything else ever.

Just look at my dad.

Just look at my dad.

Ripley is more of a dogpark observer. She gets anxious in crowds, just like me.

Ripley is more of a dogpark observer. She gets anxious in crowds, just like me.

I WANT TO GO TO THE BEACH BUT I HATE ALL THE SAND THAT IS THERE WHERE ARE ALL THE SANDLESS BEACHES FUCK SAND JUST THROW ME IN THE OCEAN.

cool dad billy bob appreciation post.

"Melissa has no morals or ethics, she’s been friends with us for too long."

~ Nate Dionne.
just look at her face.

just look at her face.

keep getting facebook notifications about my possible five year highschool reunion. thinking about going just to get awkwardly drunk around a whole lot of people that I have nothing in common with and haven’t spoken to in five years.

~ It Wasn't Me - Shaggy

bblackcats:

fucking listened to this in the car all day

that’s probably because it’s one of the best songs ever written.

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